My name is Carlos. I played beater for the University of Richmond quidditch team. I enjoy playing guitar and reading. I don't know what else to say at this very moment.

19th September 2014

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Source: flyingscotsman

19th September 2014

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brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

Source: i.chzbgr.com

19th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Far over misty mountains cold with 13,267 notes

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19th September 2014

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discordsparkle:

arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

Tagged: atla

Source: waterwhip

18th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Far over misty mountains cold with 259 notes

sirdef:

Deadpool Bi-Annual 001

captain america: bad influence

Source: sirdef

18th September 2014

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ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

Source: jaclcfrost

18th September 2014

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Tomorrow is another day, and you won’t have to hide away. You’ll be a man, boy.

Tagged: atlalok

Source: ohmykorra

18th September 2014

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Game of Thrones + Season 2

Tagged: game of thrones

Source: robbsstrk

18th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from night fury with 23,738 notes

Tagged: disney

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18th September 2014

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Tagged: gotg

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